640K ought to be enough for anybody

README.md

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+# fucky wucky
+
+## Build
+for now build with this
+gcc -m32 -nostdlib -nostdinc -static -Wall -O2 main.c -o out

main.c

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+#define owo main
+#define whatsdis return
+#define touches asm
+#define yoursyscall volatile
+
+
+//TODO make this safe
+int size_of(void * in) {
+    void * tmp = in;
+
+    while(*(char *)in != 0)  {
+        in = in+1;
+    }
+
+    whatsdis in - tmp;
+}
+
+int owo() {
+    char tmp1[] = "Hello world\n";
+    int temp1;
+
+    touches yoursyscall ("int $0x80":
+    "=a" (temp1):
+    "a" (4), "b" (1), "c" (tmp1), "d" (size_of(tmp1))
+    : "memory");
+    asm volatile ("int $0x80" : : "a" (1), "b" (0));
+
+    whatsdis temp1;
+}